Hello. I'm wondering how much it would cost for me to kill an octopus. I don't want to have to find or capture the octopus; I'd just like it to be presented to me so that I can shoot it in shallow water. Are there any establishments where this service is provided?
I do not require a weapon as I have my own.
I do not require a weapon as I have my own.
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Man, I totally understand. I -hate- octopodes.
Shoot 'em on sight, next time you see one, shoot it on sight. It's worth any cost.
Try the local sea life centre?
If I don't see you on tomorrow's evening news for having gone mollusc-kill-crazy in some kind of aquatic care facility, I shall be exceedingly disappointed.
Edit: Okay, as far as comedy goes on this website, you're one of the good ones. Keep it up.
I'm going to go before this place starts depressing me again!
Shoot 'em on sight, next time you see one, shoot it on sight. It's worth any cost.
Try the local sea life centre?
If I don't see you on tomorrow's evening news for having gone mollusc-kill-crazy in some kind of aquatic care facility, I shall be exceedingly disappointed.
Edit: Okay, as far as comedy goes on this website, you're one of the good ones. Keep it up.
I'm going to go before this place starts depressing me again!
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You haven't a chance in hell. An octopus with eight guns will see you off in a flash.
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LOL?