So there I was minding my own buisness when a Velociraptor was casually decapitating a full raw cow from the butches. He washed it down with a keg of whisky and finished it off by eating a banana. He threw the skin at me. Now I'm not sure on what the law is so I threw the skins in the rubbish. Because technically I touched it last. But whos actually entitled to dispose of it?
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It all depends if there was a mermaid within 100 meters if there was, than the liability automatically transfers to the mermaid. Also if the banana he ate wasn't fully ripe and there were no mermaids then you are completely entitled to dispose of it. Well... Actually... The velociraptor should be sent to court also I believe that these days the punishment for that is to be sodomized by the iron giant with a cactus soo... Yea
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Y o u h a v e b e e n s m o k i n g t o o m u c h w e e d . I t ' s f u n t o t y p e l i k e t h i s ! ? ! ? I t h i n k y o u s h o u l d r e p o r t t h a t n a s t y l i t t l e b u g g e r t o t h e p o l i c e ! I t ' s a f e l o n y i n m o s t s t a t e s f o r a v e l o c i r a p t o r t o b e w a l k i n g a r o u n d i n p u b l i c d u r i n g t h e d a y t i m e !