What happens if you take two whole bottles of aspirin

I've already taken one bottle before. Nothing happened.
Now I know at a certain point it'll be deadly, which is not what I want. So would two be the end? Or does it take more?

One or all of the following could happen.

Ulcers.
Deafness.
Ringing in the ears.
Seizures.
Confusion.
High pulse.
Rapid Heart beat.
Coma.

you melt your stomach. dont take that many, its not safe. look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5W042o-Vg

If you don't want it to be deadly, then why play games with yourself? I hope your not allergic to it, respiratory wise.