Yesterday I was on the way to work when I spotted a chav? I'm sure I wasn't seeing things, it was bright and in the morning when it happened. Now my neighbourhood isn't supposed to be the right environment for a chav (it's clean, respectable). So why did I come across one? I thought chavs remained in their natural habitat? Should I contact a zookeeper or...?
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Tie some string to four Stellas, then lead it back to where it came from ,as it follows the beers.
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Funniest thing I've seen, Hahaha! You know that if a chav goes into the wrong neighbourhood, especially if their clean and respectable, call the police!!! They must be stealing, why else would they be wearing baggy pants? Or they could be lost? If soo call the RSPCA, they need to be returned to their homes! NEVER EVER approach one though, they eat people like you. Yepp chav's are cannibals. And they carry knives. Either that or you sleep walked last night and ended up in a chavs house in an identical street and family :O
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1st don't panic.
chavs tend to wander like N.E.D.S.
There hereditary Dislexia prevents them from reading signs or following simple instruction home. Don't approach or attempt communication as they automatically assume you are there "pal"
surprised you saw one on there own as they tend to flock in numbers,
crowding the job centre door ways,
warning though. They are multiplying.
;-)
chavs tend to wander like N.E.D.S.
There hereditary Dislexia prevents them from reading signs or following simple instruction home. Don't approach or attempt communication as they automatically assume you are there "pal"
surprised you saw one on there own as they tend to flock in numbers,
crowding the job centre door ways,
warning though. They are multiplying.
;-)
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This calls for serious measures - contact the emergency services at once.