Let me assure you that global warming is the least of our problems.
You see, I have recently discovered that the rate of "continental drift" is speeding up due to the increased amount of traction from all the automobile tires on the earths freeways. I am in the process of creating a "hockey stick" graph to illustrate this. If we fail to act immediately, the continents will eventually collide, as predicted by many scientists, but at a much higher rate of speed because of man made travel methods. I have already worked out a way to sell "traction credits" to the trucking industry and to those who contribute to this increase by making one way trips in their cars. I am also planning on a documentary entitled "An Inconvenient Trip".
I really feel that I can make a lot of money off my discovery while, at the same time, helping to save mankind from the calamity of a high speed Continental collision.
I have good reason to believe that I can gain the support of most liberals in this matter, in spite of any skepticism by conservatives.
You see, I have recently discovered that the rate of "continental drift" is speeding up due to the increased amount of traction from all the automobile tires on the earths freeways. I am in the process of creating a "hockey stick" graph to illustrate this. If we fail to act immediately, the continents will eventually collide, as predicted by many scientists, but at a much higher rate of speed because of man made travel methods. I have already worked out a way to sell "traction credits" to the trucking industry and to those who contribute to this increase by making one way trips in their cars. I am also planning on a documentary entitled "An Inconvenient Trip".
I really feel that I can make a lot of money off my discovery while, at the same time, helping to save mankind from the calamity of a high speed Continental collision.
I have good reason to believe that I can gain the support of most liberals in this matter, in spite of any skepticism by conservatives.
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I give you the best question award for all the questions I've seen. Good Luck! Send some of that money my way. Or can I buy into this one, I was too late for global warming and the ozone hole scams.
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Cars put the traction on roads, which do nothing to the earth. If you wanted the traction to be an issue, it would have to be a *HUGE* wheel, dug several hundred feet into the earth so a hydroplaning effect would not occur, and then you *might* get somewhere.