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Why can everything in china be medicine

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even cockroach is a powerful medicine according to china-man-China is an interesting example in that it originally was a location from Lord of the Rings. Tolkien thought up China when he was watching one of the later Die Hard films and thought You know what? I could really use an inexpensive and temporarily filling meal right now. And I think Id like a teenage boy on a bike to deliver it. And I wanna eat that sh*t with two sticks.What Tolkien had effectively created was Chinese Food.......
from grass to leaf ,from insect to worm. even cockroach is a powerful medicine according to china-man

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China is an interesting example in that it originally was a location from Lord of the Rings. Tolkien thought up China when he was watching one of the later Die Hard films and thought "You know what? I could really use an inexpensive and temporarily filling meal right now. And I think I'd like a teenage boy on a bike to deliver it. And I wanna eat that sh*t with two sticks."

What Tolkien had effectively created was 'Chinese Food'. Needing a country that spawned this cuisine, Tolkien invented China (though his original name was Chindermanland).
Seeing as he was lazy and homophobic man; magic naturally developed in China to the point where you could take a dump on a broken leg and it would repair it, although without the music that happens when you take your Pokemon to the Pokemon centre on GameBoy.

After the unquestionable success that was the 1947 establishment of modern day Israel, the United Nations decided to adopt China as a real-life country instead of the magical princess times place it had been for the 30 years prior.

Since China's assholery in Tibet; the Buddhist deity Gumby decreed that less stuff would be magical in China after 1983. This is why we see some residual medicinal effects of everything in China though nothing compared to the magical super-power they once were...

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Not just in China. Everything can be used for medicine in Africa, Europe and the Americas.

In fact that's where all medicine originated from. Once scientists knew which herb or bug was useful, it was only a matter of time to find a cheaper synthetic way to duplicate it.

Most medicines today can still be found in their natural form everywhere you look.

The Chinese are simply best at advertising their natural medicine than others.

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When you are poor and stupid, everything IS medicine.
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