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Does semen make a good adhesive

[From: ] [author: ] [Date: 11-05-19] [Hit: ]
I wonder what other applications I could use it in. Maybe for stamps, carpentry, or broken family heirlooms? Maybe one day, I can mass collect it and sell it as glue!......
Once I didn't have tissue and I put some on a piece of paper, and I left it on my bedside table and forgot about it, I found that it stuck to that table so hard, I could not pry it off with all my might! I wonder what other applications I could use it in. Maybe for stamps, carpentry, or broken family heirlooms? Maybe one day, I can mass collect it and sell it as glue! Ah! I know! I could call it Sement!

Think about it. It would be nontoxic when pasteurized, all natural, good for the environment, and safe in case of accidental ingestion by kids. Oh, and it's water soluble so its good for arts and crafts. I wish someone would've have reminded me of that before I threw away my bedside table.. On a side note, I'm hungry..

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I know for a fact my grandmother uses it for her dentures.

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Whatever your smoking I want some. Problem is, you would have to find a good supply >_>.

Hungry? Tacos anyone?

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Have you ever needed to bond to pieces of metal or wood, but were running low on Gorilla Glue? Now you can use... SEMENT*! The adhesive and tasty substitute for any glue! Safe for children of all ages! Just don't get it up your--

SEMENT! Buy Sement by the litre and you can get a 20% discount! Buy your shipment of Sement now and get free shipping and handling, not to mention free processing fees. But that's okay! The producers of Sement just keep on producing! It's even been said to be FUN! Buy now!

*The makers of Sement are not to be held guily for pregnancy or in the case of ingestion, a salty after taste. They are also not responsible for paper being stuck to the table so hard that you can not pry it off with all your might.
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