Where can you buy smart pills

I Need help on my finals this is my last resort!

Ride your unicorn up to that troll doctor that lives on rainbow pants lane, and give him 385 butterflies and he will give you smart pills.
The side effects include- gas, blurry vision, shaky muscles, finger spasms, and explosive diarrhea.

Please don't use the product If you are pregnant, nursing, or over the age of 73.

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Good luck